Here's how it REALLY happened.

A Tale of Two Katsucons: The Jpop/Rock Panel

2005.03.15

RED ARROWS = EXILE FANS. (I know I know, don't judge a book by its cover... it's a joke lighten up.)

A round of applause if you will for the fighting men of Red Apple Productions, who this year made a real effort to enlighten the masses, by downplaying that whole V-kei phenomenon. With half the room dressed as jrockers and the featured artist of the convention being costumed V-kei go-getters Psycho Le Cemu, it took some realÉguts to stand up and say, "No! We aren't gonna play to your favor, nyaaa!" The boys from Red Apple would have none of it! They weren't here to entertain you. They were here to inform you.



I for one learned a lot from the Exile video they screened. Firstly, boy was I wrong about that whole V-kei thing... hoowee. That "goth boys in make-up thing" is SO last decade. Finito. Kaput. Buried alongside Dandy Sakamoto (on the left) and those three adorable, but by now, rotten and festering Dango Siblings. Secondly, them Japanese kids nowadays aren't into all that gloomy stuff! It's cool to be carefree again! When I saw Exile, who I'm told are demi-gods in Japan now, ruling the charts with their mom friendly smiles and PG dance routines, all that zetsubou!! just melted away. Gone!


Our Future: Title - The Bunny Song/The Kitty Song.






I guess some people didn't get it though, and many of the ones dressed in their ensembles d' ennui stood and left. To them I say: Hey! This panel isn't about what you like Sweetcakes, so get over yourselves. If you wanna live in some fantasy world of 20 years ago, you go on and keep walkin'. Thanks to Red Apple, those of us who have been enlightened will be waiting for m-flo to come around and realise they love hyde or Gackt. Right here in the new millenium, where we belong.


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