Boo vs. Jojo Interview: 'The state of confusion 2003'


Boo Interviews Jojo

boo: Jojo tell me something, one thing about yourself that most people don't know.
Jojo: Something most people don't know... I am a huge raving Ayaya fan.
boo: That is something most people don't know yes...
Jojo: And I went to her first concert tour.
boo: That's OK to put on the webpage?
Jojo: Absolutely.
boo: If you sold all the contents of your brain to a 'brain bank', how much would it be worth? Use US dollars or Japanese yen...
Jojo: I'm gonna (pauses whistfully) I'm gonna say about 30,000 dollars.
boo: ... hoho
Jojo: give or take a few...
boo: Does that mean you're smart?
Jojo: No it just means I have a lot of really truly useless trivia information. It could be used to fill several trivia books or a trivia webpage, or a database or something, but nothing that's actually of real value, just stuff to sell to people who are poor.
boo: nkay... Who do you look up to? I don't mean as in like, height, if that were the case we'd all look up to... me!
Jojo: Oh... Who do I like up to... I look up to people who succeed in accomplishing their dreams. Therefore are better than I am (?)
boo: Example?
Jojo: Um... Shiina Ringo.
boo: Okay, anyone from your industry?
Jojo: My industry, I guess I look up to my best friend Ed. He got in without knowing anybody in the industry. He works his ass off.
boo: Does Duck Soup contain any duck?
Jojo: I've never had duck soup. What an interesting quandary.
boo: What kind of a MAN cheats on his wife!?
Jojo: A confused one.
boo: Does Gomaki indeed ROOL?
Jojo: She did once.
boo: What did she rule?
Jojo: I'd say she ruled the minds and hearts of a lot of really useless male Otaku in this country.
boo: Good. BEST GAME EVER! Admit it Kingdom Hearts ain't it!
Jojo: Kingdom Hearts ain't it. Greatest game ever, Wipeout 3.
boo: Why?
Jojo: Because it never gets old no matter how many times you play it.
boo: Ok. We all know your favorite Japanese artist but, Shiina Ringo, Mikami Chisako and Cocco are all on a flaming train headed for disaster. You can save only one of them, who and why?
Jojo: That one's tough. Gimme a second to think about that. Ahhh... yappari Mikami. Because I, I dunno, probably because of the picture of her holding her kid, looks like she needs to be there for her child I guess. Cheesy as it may be.
boo: What do you consider your best quality?
Jojo: My smile.
boo: How will that help you save the world?
Jojo: I 'm not sure it will.
boo: OK. For those who don't know, How did you get into Jpop?
Jojo: You.
boo: Hehe. Did I rub something on you? (A reference to the several times I have physically rubbed software on JoJo in a store to expediate his purchase of it and lower his inhibitions)
Jojo: No, actually you recorded something for me. You recorded a couple of music videos on a tape one time and the rest is history...
boo: How did you get into beastiality? Did I rub something on you?
Jojo: No, that was a much longer and darker road actually... um.. it started with a horse...
boo: Did they have big teeth?
Jojo: Horses have enormous teeth. E-NORMOUS.
boo: Joe? What's wrong with Kuraki Mai (ToT)
Jojo: I think... her hair is pulled back too tight.
boo: hahaha. Japanese R&B SUCKS! True or More True?
Jojo: True.
boo: Where will you be in ten years?
Jojo: Ruling the Earth.
boo: What name will your nametag read?
Jojo: Emperor Joe..?
boo: How much will gas cost at your station?
Jojo: Um... I'm thinking in the three to four dollar range.
boo: Great.
Jojo: That's per litre not gallon.
boo: Does money = happiness?
Jojo: I don't know if Money IS hapiness... But I definitely think that HAVING money causes happiness... it's like in... Cause &...
boo: Causality.
Jojo: Yeah, causality.
boo: Can it buy love?
Jojo: Absolutely.
boo: Do you prefer Japanese girls to White girls?
Jojo: No.
boo: Good. Are you 733T ('lite) ? (??)
Jojo: Actually I was on time this month.
boo: hoho. I said L33T.
Jojo: 'lite... Um, in the hacker sense of the word, no. But I am rather elit-ist.
boo: Where do your L33T skills lie?
Jojo: My L33T skillz lie in completeing Rubik's Cubes and...making videos.
boo: Nice... Is there anything you would do differently with the time you spent in Japan if you could turn back the hand's of time?
Jojo: I would try to beat Da Crank's record, he got to nine before he left.
boo: Nine... girls? Nine...
Jojo: I'm not saying. Nine... he got to Nine.
boo: He got to Nine. Woo Hoo.
Takako: Nine diseases?
boo: WOHOHOHO! What made you come to Japan anyway?
Jojo: Uhhh, video games.
boo: What is your dream game? That you would either love to play or love to make?
Jojo: I'm going with Love to Play at this point.
boo: What kind of game would that be?
Jojo: One that never really gets old. Comfortable but its still entertaining. I dunno kinda like an old shoe maybe. Not that I'm saying I wanna make a game like a shoe.... (^ ^;; I don't think that would make a very good game... just some shoes... Alhtough... but if... I wonder if we could add the shoe mechanic to that dog walking game? And get something really terrific. I don't know, maybe we should think about it.
boo: We could have a newspaper to smack him on the nose.
boo: In the last bit here, just tell us something that you'd like to say to the people at Centigrade-J, your fans.
Jojo: I have fans?
boo: Not really, it's just a word we use in the BIZ.
Jojo: The things I'd like to say are... I can't believe any of you fell for the April Fool's joke with the Pierrot front page. And uh... for the three or four of you who have been reading the page for four years, thanks for nothing...you never support us, you never send us any encouragement... I 'm not sure exactly what you're good for.
boo: Classic Comedy Mexican Accent: We wipe our asses with you.
Jojo: Sometimes... no, honestly, if I could say one thing to the Centigrade-J fans it would be: Stop asking for Music Videos.

(Thank you fans, and please ignore the cruel man who couldn't beat a silly number like Nine. Cuase like Nine is the most wussy looking number aside from One and at least One you could spear someone with. Here's looking forward to 5 more years of unwedded depravity.)


JoJo interviews Boo

JoJo: Before we start this thing everyone should know, Brian has not been feeling well, so he's probably gonna sound a little off today.So let's all give him our appreciation and attention.

Okay Brian, What is it that got you interested in Japan?

boo: Japan... I tell everyone Akira because that was the FIRST thing that caught my attention...but (Takko comes into frame from behind) Hey you! What are you doing?
Takako: JA~MA (glomps Boo from behind)
Jojo: OK. It's not Akira. What is it?
boo: I tell everyone it's Akira because that was the first thing that I saw you know? At the time it was dubbed by those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which they fixed apparently. But actually I think it was Ranma that really made me wanna learn the Japanese langauge. Cause it's funnier than Akira. Usually comedy speaks to me over Sci-fi action adventure with Pudding Monsters.
Jojo: Pudding Monsters.... In your Centigrade-J author credits section, you say you are "a former anime junkie in rehab",
boo: Yes, but my rehab has long been finished.
Jojo: What was your anime fixation?
boo: What d'ya mean?
Jojo: What was your favorite series? What was it that...
boo: My favorite series was Urusei Yatsura (Also by Rumiko Takahashi).
Jojo: Uh-huh.
boo: The problem with being a junkie is that series are at least two or three episodes per tape. Urusei Yatsura ran for like nine seasons in Japan (^ ^;;, So I have tapes one through like, thirty-six or something.
Jojo: I see.
boo: I also had other series. Cat-girl Nuku Nuku, Blue Seed, I can't remember now... barely. They seemed really important at the time... Miku? The Beautiful Star... of pro-wrestling... I believe I went as far as. And my friends said don't go there (Boo does the 'talk to the hand' international sign), but... I went there.
Jojo: You went there.
boo: (nods ashamedly)
Jojo: On our web-site you generally contribute translations of Japanese songs. What got you interested in that and why are you doing it?
boo: Um... the first one we did was.. uh.. Malice Mizer's Le ciel. I first started out like most people wanting to know what the hell they were saying. Cause the songs and the looks weren't really matching up in my mind so I started translating some Larc and some Malice Mizer. I guess it just started being fun (Boo looks angry for some reason... )
Jojo: Prove to us that you are qualified... What qualifications do you have for doing these translations.
boo: I read a bunch of dictionaries. No I didn't. Hahaha. What did I do, let's see. I can balance a spoon on my nose.
Jojo: Wait lemme get a zoom on this... There it is Ladies and Gentleman.
boo: And uh... yeah, that's it.

JoJo turns to Takko: You are one half of our fabulous translating team...

Takako: Oh OK, me.
Jojo: Dr. Cube here... (Her shirt says Dr. Cube)
boo: Dr. CuTe!
Jojo: So you claim to be "The World's Cutest Couple". How did you meet... ?
boo: How did we meet?
Takako: We met at the beach. Um... in Taiwan.
boo: I washed up on shore. My head was full of evil things. She picked them out with tweezers. No, we met... at college. My study abroad. I arrived there, I had three girlfirend's by the time it was a week in. I got rid of two of them... and she was the last one I kept. I haven't been out with anyone else since.
Takako: I didn't know he had three weekend girlfriends...
boo: I didn't wanna be girlfriend/boyfriend with them but... one of them apparently, just decided to stalk me. The fact that I said Yes to go out and 'Get Coffee' with her meant we were suddenly an item. I was the vicitim of 'Trappage'. I was like the Tiger stalking through the...forest steps on a... what is that thing called? Trap fall... Fall trap... Fall Pit... Pitfall! (does the sound of swinging from that classic video game)
Jojo: Ok. A lot of people on the webpage wanna know about your band and what happened. Tell us the short of it.
boo: Self Bomb... Bombed. Deer in the Headlights was going OK and then we lost the drummer. He sucked but, he helped hide my inadequacies as a singer, a performer and you know lyrics... I think my weakest... weak... weak part as a front man was my inability to come up with a good melody for the song. I coulda got better I suppose, but I wasn't liking the music we were making... and Tooru was starting to piss me off in little ways.
Jojo: Touru is?
boo: Touru's the guitarist. I'm sorry he was called Dou*Touru. It suddenly seemed like I would get sick all the time and would have to start over again from zero. I just realized that if I had this kinda work and got sick like that it would just be over. That and we started sounding like some weird... nu metal... all the nu metal bands that don't make it anywhere. And then we recorded a song and it was pretty horrible. Even the music wasn't that good. I couldn't really imagine staying with that, and selling. So I ran away.
boo: These are some great questions Joe...
Jojo: THANK YOU. Who are the top three artists we have translations for and why have you translated more of their music than requests.
boo: Pierrot!
Jojo: One, Pierrot...why?
boo: Cause they're Pierrot man, I dunno. At first it was just like, 'This guy's got some interestng lyrics', that's why I translated them. I started listening to the music and I REALLY got into it for awhile. Now I've just decided that every single song they've ever recorded needs to be translated without... whatever the word I'm looking for is...
Jojo: Delay?
boo: Delay.
Jojo: Ok. Mr. Children ?
boo: Mr. Children... Mr. Children is one of my favorite groups...they've always been since I accepted them as a non-Rolling Stones/Pink Floyd knock off, which I originally had pigeon holed them as. But uh... his lyrics are just great. Fantastic, deep, human, personal and yet, sing-a-longable.
Jojo: Who's number 3?
boo: Is probably Larc en ciel. Or Dir en grey. So I'll talk about them both. Dir en grey, obviously Takako's a big fan, and at least at first I thought it was a good idea to have a lot of Dir en grey. Now I don't really see their lyrics being as important. Or maybe now they're getting important again. During the 6 Ugly period, there was really no reason to translate any of that I did it because it was incredibly easy. Larc en ciel we have had a lot of requests for it.
Jojo: Japanese R&B sucks! True or More True?
boo: Hahaha. More true.
Jojo: More true... Alright and the last question is: If Kirito from Pierrot and Kyo from DIr en grey could each choose one weapon of their choice, and go head to head, who would win and why?
boo: Kyo... cause he's insane. Kirito's bigger though...but I would still say Kyo would like rip his throat out or something. But Kirito was an athlete so... he could pull the upset.
Jojo: What kind of odds are you giving Kirito?
boo: 3 to 1.
Jojo: Ok Thank you. Takako... Who is your favorite and why?
boo: Her favorite what?
Takako: Arist? Now I like Shiina Ringo...
boo: Wait a sec you have some rice in your hair.
Takako: Shiina Ringo is the best.
Jojo: Why?
Takako: Because her music is eccentric and the way of singing is so sexy/cute.
Jojo: What's your favorite song?
Takako: I like Souretsu off her newest album.
Jojo: If you had to choose between Shiina Ringo and Kyo, which would you choose?

Takko. (gasps) If going out... Kyo.

boo: You're gonna go out? Kyo walks in here right now, you're gonna go out with him?
Takako: Just, just walking around. With you and me and Kyo.
boo: oooh. A Menaige a Kyo... (sp!?)
Jojo: I uh... think that's a wrap.


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