Author Profile: Aaron Glickman (Da Crank)
Make no bones about it, Aaron Glickman is in no way shape or form, a nice guy. He has a severe god complex, eats over the sink, barks at people unintelligibly but most frightening of all, has a nasty tendency towards beheading things with sharp objects. Aaron hopes that working on this web page will garner him much praise and accolades, guest appearances on vapid talk shows and finally, appointment as supreme lord and tyrant of Japan. In any case, he hopes that he will find himself living and working in Japan, sometime in the near future. He aspires to marry Kyoko Fukada one day, though any of the girls in Max would do in a pinch, (except for Mina though, she's scary). His ultimate goal is to become the first gaijin lead singer of a visual band, though he probably never will because he's a lazy bastard.
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