Mini Moni: Mini Moni no Telelphone Ring Ring Ring
01.11.19
Artist: Mini Moni
Title: Mini Moni no Telephone Ring Ring Ring
Words: Tsunku
Music: Tsunku

We at Centigrade-J, do hereby sign over our immortal souls to the seventh circle of whatever hell will have us, our sin... translating the newest Mini Moni single. May Beezelbub take a liking to our hides.

It's Mini Moni's Telephone! Ring Ring Ring
Let's make a call Ring Ring Ring
Snappity Snap flips the phone Ring Ring Ring
Ring Ring Ring Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz
Ring Ring Ring Vrrrrrrr!
"This is Mini Moni's Answering Service Center."
Ah It's the answering machine. It's the answering machine.

Let's put on our make-up. La La La
Snappity Snappity go our compacts La La La
Am I a beauty? I wonder?
Let's just go natural!
If we can't find it anywhere, let's make it.
"Putting cheese on Pepperoncino makes it taste better, you know!"

Let's enjoy having fun conversations
Mini Moni. Telephone goes Ring Ring Ring.

The phone rang Ring Ring Ring
At this hour? it couldn't be! Ring Ring Ring
hello hello? Hello Hello Hello!
Who is it? Who do you think!
"Hello I am Mini Moni. Who is calling please?"
I am Kago! I am Tsuji!
Let's take a picture! Snap Snap Snap!
Camera Camera Camera. Snap Snap Snap!
Let's make for a good picture, with a nice smiling face and a victory sign!
If no one knows the answer, then let's experiment!
"What the heck is a 'yanbarukuina' bird?!"

Let's have a relaxing enjoyable conversation.
Mini Moni Telephone goes Ring Ring Ring
ah It's the answering machine It's the answering machine.
Mini Moni Mini Moni ...
"I invented Okonomiyaki BOWL!"
Let's enjoy an enjoyable conversastion.

Translated By: Brian Stewart & Takako Sakuma

Translator's Notes: Oh... there is actually quite a lot to clear up here. Like Pepperoncino... it's an italian dish of spaghetti fried with sausage, onions and chili peppers to give it some kick... oh and lots of garlic... I think it tastes good with cheese too. The yanbarukuina pictured here:
is a bird many people associate with okinawa. It's significance and proper English name (if it has one) remain a mystery to me (ed note: It's severely endangered- thus the difficulty with photographing it, and retains the same name in English). The reason the invention of "okonomiyaki donburi" is news is because its a ridiculous sounding food. Cabbage/Egg Pizza on top of a bowl of rice... yeech. Wow a song that sells phones, make-up, and cameras to kids... I think we'll be seeing Tsunku on the spit-fire grill next to us in hell.

Romaji

To Be Added

Romaji By: Brian Stewart